Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go
I wrote that
that line is so good
if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good
2014: Homestuck: The Game
2015: Homestuck: The Motion Picture
2016: Homestuck: The Animated Series
2017: Homestuck 2: Return of Jafar
2018: Homestuck 1 1/2
tfw no gf
i’ve honestly been staring at this photo for 15 minutes
Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.
This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.
RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.
I love you for doing this dad egbert was the only facebook profile that needed to exist
adios dad you will be missed
So here’s how this goes:
I have a hatchling rack that is currently holding around 60 baby ball pythons that we have hatched this year. The way I feed them is to go down the entire rack and drop either live pinky rat or a fuzzy mouse into each tub. Once I drop in the last one, I start back at the beginning and check to make sure they’re eating and if not I remove the rodent. So I get back around to checking on this baby and she’s not only cradling her fuzzy mouse while it sleeps, but when I try to take it she gets pissy and protects it from me. This is ridiculously adorable.
Okay, so i normally would never reblog snakes because i have a phobia of them, but this.. this right here.. i dunno man this is pretty freaking cute okay
Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed. When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.
he looks like real life sid from toy story